#healthgoth

Yeah I'm doing it again. What doesn't kill me makes me stronger and possibly unable to have children in the future.

This time my lovely wife Allie is joining me. We're going to ride really far. We've started practicing by riding not so far and then rewarding ourselves by eating large bowls full of chips covered in various artisanal flavourings that you can get at fancy eateries in the inner north. I told you we weren't riding so far. Also when we did this last year we got stuck in traffic on the way home in my piece of garbage station wagon for like an hour and a half and it sucked.

BUT. We love dogs (and other animals...I guess) so much we're still going to do it. The fat guy and the girl who totally rides like a girl. We may or may not make it. We may or may not die. But TEAM MINDESOTTA stands for something. We take our commitment to a team named after one of the many, many, many stupid nicknames for one of our dogs seriously. Because animal aid does mad stuff to help out dogs (and other animals...I guess) who as we all know are nature's little dudes. So if you've got some moneys why not contribute? Last year they raised a tonne of money to help with providing shelter for lost and sick animals all through the eastern half of the state, but it really does require a lot of funds, so, what you can spare will help. Also you're contributing money to our own physical punishment and public humiliation (there will be lycra) so, there's that too.